Then don't? But you can't blame us if people get angry with you for starting something we didn't advise. [just a thought.]

This is Camp Gatonina, you're here because there was a portal mishap on your way home that led you to here, my name is Purple Heart, I'm a director of this camp, and you're here until we can figure out how to fix things and send you home. All you have to do is relax and get along with your fellow campers.