WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

[gatonina]

WEEK ZERO

▽ FULL NAVIGATION ▽ LOCATIONS ▽ STATUSES ▽ IC PROFILES ▽ IC RULEBOOK ▽ MURDER PROPOSALS ▽ PCS ▽ CURFEW ▽ AUDIENCES ▽ CAMP STORE ▽ REPORTING

Rise and shine, everyone! At 7:00 AM on the dot, those who are asleep will be roused from their slumber by the sound of a bugle call. It seems that breakfast is now served in the Mess Hall. How nice! It's up to you to decide if you want to continue sleeping or not... But maybe it's a good idea to grab a bite and explore your surroundings. After all, it looks like you'll be here for a little while. Regardless of what you do, be sure to check the weather before stepping outside. You never know when you might need an umbrella! Once you're up and at them, though, there are a few points of interest this week. If you swing by the Director's Office, you will find Black Shadows manning the receptionist's desk or flitting in and out of the rooms down the hallway. This week's tasks are now available, and you can check them out on the announcement board in the waiting room. Should you visit the Camp Shop, Purple Heart will be handling all transactions at the checkout counter. Even camp directors hold down normal jobs, you know. Strangely enough, Winter Wizard doesn't seem to be stationed at any set location. Maybe it's their week off? Oh, well. Seems like if you want to get ahold of them, you'll have to pay your respects to the bunnies. Finally, though all seems normal at first glance... You will quickly realize something is wrong the moment you start interacting with other people. Or, more specifically, once you come in physical contact with them. For the rest of the week, anyone who makes skin-to-skin (or whatever counts as skin, for the non-humans) contact with someone else will find themselves in a bit of a sticky situation. Whatever body parts touched will be stuck together for the next hour, with no way to separate them. Try not to create additional points of contact while trying to cheat your way out of this situation, yeah? That would be unpleasant, for each spot will last an entire hour. Good luck.

Comments

[baori]

refuses to write "dick" in my tl

[gatonina]

Yes. Unfortunately cooking is not one of my many talents.

[givethemhell]

[Ash does his best goddam. Wei Wuxian just laughs, waving a hand.]

Tall, black hair, likes to gather the group's attention so he can get everyone on the same page. He's got a strong "I'm a leader" presence!

[Though he sounds more amused than anything as he says this, since he is a punk. That said:]

Wouldn't that be something? I hope there's plenty of good drink if we do have a party. Ones I don't have to make myself! ...And nothing they have to pluck something strange off of before handing it over, either.

[survivaltricks]

I'm only good at coffee and curry.

[nodnods]

Speaking of food, what's Cinnabun's favorite thing to eat? Other than rabbit treats.

[baori]

closes my eyes

[voidbreaker]

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The one who offered to fuck a lot of sex demons? [ DICK your LEGACY ]

Wow, you just made the idea of a party sound really not fun.

[okitactless]

Isn't it? [HE IS STUPID but sometimes he knows what he's talking about, incredible. Another spin!] You have to be aware of your opponent, too.

[Opponent, partner, whatever]

[extracrispy]

[i can't believe y'all keep hitting captcha]

[bittybat]

[Annoyed--or embarrassed--Pennyworth sits near the door and sticks a long, white-socked leg up to furiously groom the fur because of this awful transgression of being spritzed with water.]

For this or that reason. You may as well just say it. I don't trust them either, not entirely. I doubt any of us trust them, and if someone does, they're a fool.

[extracrispy]

[escape from captcha...]

[preowned]

That's true... maybe some adhesive? Or by tying it with something...

[ he is staring very seriously at his shoes now. ]

Where am I going to find wheels?

[extracrispy]

[pirouettes away from captcha]

[unfriendliest]

I usually work in the kitchen or the fields with Mitsutada and Sada.

[ he doesn't seem to feel the need to explain who they are. ]

It's necessary work, between missions.

[disreguarded]

[ WWX YOUR BREAD

she's gonna look for gloves because she hates the touch of dishes. how did these dishes even get here. did wei wuxian use like forty dishes for his bread? god. anyway, she'll be scrubbing away with a vengeance once he finds his mop. ]

[okitactless]

[Yasusada doesn't get up, but there's a slightly nervous energy about him. As soon as it's clear Dimitri knows how to handle a sword, though, he relaxes a little--he isn't that fragile, but still.

He scratches the back of his neck at the compliments, unused to them; he's not an easy sword to wield, nor is he any kind of imperial treasure. Kashuu would be preening; Yasusada, too, smiles, though he looks sheepish.]

Ah, it's nothing special... you should see Mikazuki Munechika! He's a weird old man, but he isn't one of the Five Great Swords for nothing.

[Sincere praise is one of the few things that can embarrass Yasusada, mostly because he doesn't know what to do with it; he rubs his face, but that only serves to make his cheek redder. Good job yams.

AWKWARD SUBJECT CHANGE TIME because he's flustered now!!]

We're supposed to talk about what we miss, aren't we? [As much as I joke about it, Yasusada can actually read, so.] My answer is Okita-kun and Kiyomitsu, so... what about you? What's your home like?

[extracrispy]

[bye bye captcha...]

[extracrispy]

[yeets]

[okitactless]

Of course, I love him very much. [There's Okita Love and Kiyomitsu Love and Shinsengumi Love and then other kinds of love, or something?? This is why he's unshippable.] He's a prodigy, did you know? He invented the Sandanzuki!

[He can demonstrate if Yin Yu wants!!!!! But first he's going to ramble some more. Is there a dustpan around? He'll start sweeping towards that.]

He's so kind, too, and a really good master! [His smile fades a little bit, then, into something melancholic.] Even when he was too sick to wield me anymore, he still wanted to take good care of me.

[baori]

giyuu and i are both so tired

[baori]

awroo

[baori]

kneeslides

[muragas]

[




ah ]

French toast it is. We'll just... use a lot of powdered sugar.

[gatonina]

I'm fond of both of those things and yet I've only mastered one. [it's easier to talk about cinanbun though.] Strawberries. She can't get enough of them and would probably eat her weight in them if I let her.

[concasse]

[SIR]

JUST BECAUSE IT'S TRUE DOESN'T MEAN YOU TO OPEN YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.

[survivaltricks]

[oh no does he need to have curry lessons for Shadows and Heart. snorts in amusement]

Got it. Cauliflower for Bunny, strawberries for Cinnabun. . . ah. I'll have to see what Winter's bunny likes next.