[At 7:00 AM on the dot, everyone will be roused awake by a song. This song will be heard throughout the camp, regardless of where you currently are. The world around you will feel a bit unreal at first, far too loud and bright — before your perception of reality settles as the song comes to an end. Twenty seconds will pass after the last note, and then... someone will begin to speak.
Though the voice will sound far too distorted to recognize for most of you, Dick, Escha, Taako, Tonbokiri, WWX, Dazai and Chuuya will immediately pinpoint the speaker's identity.]
Good morning, assholes. It's 7:04 AM. Weather today is rainy, with a side of fog and no signs of letting up any time soon.
[At this point, the voice will change. The abovementioned group will no longer recognize it, though it will continue to be far too distorted for the majority of the camp. Now, Ookurikara and Lili will be able to identify who this voice belongs to.]
We humbly thank those of you who helped clean up the kitchen. A delicious breakfast is now served in the Mess Hall. The Store and Director's Office will be closed for the day, however. Get over it.
[Once again, the voice will change. Ookurikara and Lili will no longer recognize it, as it will sound just as distorted as it initially did. However, 45, Akira, Asch, Ash, Beauregard, Chuuya, Dazai, NHS, Phoenix, and Zenitsu will now recognize this voice.]
... In other news, Tsurumaru Kuninaga is dead. Haha, what an idiot. Campers are reminded to exercise caution while taking a stroll at night. The staff is not responsible for digging up buried body parts, after all.
[And with that, the announcement ends. Though there will be nothing visibly amiss with the camp itself, the Camp Store and Directors' Office will be closed. The bunnies are unavailable, and the directors cannot be reached at this time. Additionally, the survivors will get the feeling they should check their travel guide... It seems there is another addition.]
FRIDAY MORNING, A THING...
Though the voice will sound far too distorted to recognize for most of you, Dick, Escha, Taako, Tonbokiri, WWX, Dazai and Chuuya will immediately pinpoint the speaker's identity.]
Good morning, assholes. It's 7:04 AM. Weather today is rainy, with a side of fog and no signs of letting up any time soon.
[At this point, the voice will change. The abovementioned group will no longer recognize it, though it will continue to be far too distorted for the majority of the camp. Now, Ookurikara and Lili will be able to identify who this voice belongs to.]
We humbly thank those of you who helped clean up the kitchen. A delicious breakfast is now served in the Mess Hall. The Store and Director's Office will be closed for the day, however. Get over it.
[Once again, the voice will change. Ookurikara and Lili will no longer recognize it, as it will sound just as distorted as it initially did. However, 45, Akira, Asch, Ash, Beauregard, Chuuya, Dazai, NHS, Phoenix, and Zenitsu will now recognize this voice.]
... In other news, Tsurumaru Kuninaga is dead. Haha, what an idiot. Campers are reminded to exercise caution while taking a stroll at night. The staff is not responsible for digging up buried body parts, after all.
[And with that, the announcement ends. Though there will be nothing visibly amiss with the camp itself, the Camp Store and Directors' Office will be closed. The bunnies are unavailable, and the directors cannot be reached at this time. Additionally, the survivors will get the feeling they should check their travel guide... It seems there is another addition.]