If I may offer, I have seen a good number of different cooking facilities in my experience. Should there be anything you wish to know about I could perhaps assist.

[entering the kitchen, I assume it's just...inexplicably messy in that way like a hostel or dorm kitchen always is]

Oh dear, this will certainly require some effort. I am happy to return items to their intended places and sanitize surfaces if you could manage the dishwashing. I've incurred some damage in the past few weeks and have yet to undergo proper repairs, so I'm not confident in the status of my waterproof sealing.