Solitaire's a game you play alone, but there are things out there you play against the computer...

[ she looks a little thoughtful. ]

I don't know if this particular one would have them, but it can't hurt to take a look. There should be a couple more games on these, anyway, even if they're as old as hell. Look down at the bottom of the screen and hit that start button, it should pull up a menu... go into all programs, and look for games.

[ doing this this way is actually physically painful, wow. all right, let's introduce wwx to m*crosoft minesweeper. ]