There are fuckin tigers here, so of course Sanji feels obligated to take his baby feline to check out the zoo. And to make it even better, there are not only adults, but other baby tigers as well, eager to take Nami in as their newest playmate.
It's entirely cute and wholesome, except for the part where Sanji is... chewing on his shirt like he wants to burst into tears, and turns to the nearest person, voice wet with concern:]
B-but what if she doesn't like me anymore?!
Task 2:
[Well... cooking counts as affection, right? That's always been Sanji's motto in life. Nothing can bring a smile to someone's face like a warm meal, so he immediately heads to the kitchen when he sees the task.
So in the middle of the week, he'll be presenting any passerby with their choice in cookies, even heart-shaped to get the point across. For the ladies:]
Here you are~! A little sugar to sweeten up your day~!
[And... for the gentleman:]
Tch. Be glad I saved you any.
Romance!!! Flower Edition:
[Despite what anyone might think, Sanji ain't here to woo you nasty gremlins (not even the ladies, though it hurts his heart). Oh no, he's here to educate, and so stands near the bonfires with a whiteboard and a marker. Whatever happens today, remember that the counselors gave him this.]
Oi, because I know half of y'all don't know how to romance properly, get your ass over here so I can teach you about the language of flowers. Free of charge, thank me later, just call me up if there's a wedding cake to make.
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[Tigers.
There are fuckin tigers here, so of course Sanji feels obligated to take his baby feline to check out the zoo. And to make it even better, there are not only adults, but other baby tigers as well, eager to take Nami in as their newest playmate.
It's entirely cute and wholesome, except for the part where Sanji is... chewing on his shirt like he wants to burst into tears, and turns to the nearest person, voice wet with concern:]
B-but what if she doesn't like me anymore?!
Task 2:
[Well... cooking counts as affection, right? That's always been Sanji's motto in life. Nothing can bring a smile to someone's face like a warm meal, so he immediately heads to the kitchen when he sees the task.
So in the middle of the week, he'll be presenting any passerby with their choice in cookies, even heart-shaped to get the point across. For the ladies:]
Here you are~! A little sugar to sweeten up your day~!
[And... for the gentleman:]
Tch. Be glad I saved you any.
Romance!!! Flower Edition:
[Despite what anyone might think, Sanji ain't here to woo you nasty gremlins (not even the ladies, though it hurts his heart). Oh no, he's here to educate, and so stands near the bonfires with a whiteboard and a marker. Whatever happens today, remember that the counselors gave him this.]
Oi, because I know half of y'all don't know how to romance properly, get your ass over here so I can teach you about the language of flowers. Free of charge, thank me later, just call me up if there's a wedding cake to make.
[Everyone asked for this, don't blame me.]