[ hello!! standing near the front of the mess hall, it's your friendly neighborhood mask man! yin yu clears his throat quite loudly, and calls: ]

Your attention, everyone. As usual, it would be best to conduct a check for injuries on the bodies of everyone present, as well as the items on your person. We will split off by gender, so please feel free to be examined accordingly to your comfort level. A privacy screen has been provided for your convenience. [ gesturing to the convenient privacy screen. ]

I'll check the men, and Lady Lili has volunteered to check the women. Help would be appreciated, so, if you would like to step up, please come see me or Lady Lili. We will also need someone to check us as well.

[ with a bow! ] Thank you very much for your cooperation.