getdrekt: ('Cause it's people like you)
Asch the Bloody ([personal profile] getdrekt) wrote in [community profile] notagain 2020-07-02 12:56 am (UTC)

Oh. Yes. Thank you.

[he's suddenly extremely thankful for the mascot costumes, actually.]

Well, as for a question... uUgh!

[he nearly collapses to the ground, because a small child has just run at him, full-speed, and punched him directly in the dick—then wrapped itself around him.]

You... miserable little wretch... [he holds up the whiteboard, as if to hit the child, who looks up,

smiling beauteously. it's the happiest day of their tiny little life.

there's a muffled tch from underneath the mascot head, as Asch sinks to one knee, wobbling. throuhg gritted teeth, Escha can hear:]
...Welcome to the happiest place on the planet. Have a magical Destiny day.

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