Oh! That would certainly be preferable, even were it not my usual choice of Cybot Galactica bathing oils.

[shuffling along to the storage shed, he scans the room once they arrive, pointing at a rack with some cans of oil and sprays]

I believe those should do! How very exciting. I can barely recall the last time I was properly lubricated. Seeing as there's not a large quantity, might I request starting with my arms and legs?

[sorry Escha's putting in all this work just for him to die!]