notagain | WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

WEEK ZERO

▽ FULL NAVIGATION
▽ LOCATIONS
▽ STATUSES
▽ IC PROFILES
▽ IC RULEBOOK
▽ MURDER PROPOSALS
▽ PCS
▽ CURFEW
▽ AUDIENCES
▽ CAMP STORE
▽ REPORTING

Rise and shine, everyone! At 7:00 AM on the dot, those who are asleep will be roused from their slumber by the sound of a bugle call. It seems that breakfast is now served in the Mess Hall. How nice! It's up to you to decide if you want to continue sleeping or not... But maybe it's a good idea to grab a bite and explore your surroundings. After all, it looks like you'll be here for a little while.

Regardless of what you do, be sure to check the weather before stepping outside. You never know when you might need an umbrella! Once you're up and at them, though, there are a few points of interest this week.

If you swing by the Director's Office, you will find Black Shadows manning the receptionist's desk or flitting in and out of the rooms down the hallway. This week's tasks are now available, and you can check them out on the announcement board in the waiting room. Should you visit the Camp Shop, Purple Heart will be handling all transactions at the checkout counter. Even camp directors hold down normal jobs, you know. Strangely enough, Winter Wizard doesn't seem to be stationed at any set location. Maybe it's their week off? Oh, well. Seems like if you want to get ahold of them, you'll have to pay your respects to the bunnies.

Finally, though all seems normal at first glance... You will quickly realize something is wrong the moment you start interacting with other people. Or, more specifically, once you come in physical contact with them.

For the rest of the week, anyone who makes skin-to-skin (or whatever counts as skin, for the non-humans) contact with someone else will find themselves in a bit of a sticky situation. Whatever body parts touched will be stuck together for the next hour, with no way to separate them. Try not to create additional points of contact while trying to cheat your way out of this situation, yeah? That would be unpleasant, for each spot will last an entire hour. Good luck.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ it's knife specific yelling. also there are two angry blondes, be specific!! ]

Not one for the mess hall meals?

[ he will wipe one (1) counter in a very dramatic fashion ]

[ at least he's wiping a counter and not pulling pudding out of it. ]

The meals are fine. I still cooked at the mansion, sometimes the stuff they're serving just ain't what you want.

[ curly brow blond. angery. ]

[ that also counts as cleaning up the counter. because the pudding will go to ash!!! ]

Maybe I should try some of the fabled Ash cooking.

Maybe you shouldn't've offered me burned toast and pudding, and maybe I'd feel more charitable.

[ STOP HE WANTS NO PUDDING ]

I offered you pie before.

[ the threat of pudding is always looming ]

Do you always offer people food out of nowhere? Also you burnt toast, if I wasn't accepting it before I'm definitely not gonna now.

[ also that pie was an abomination. ]

[ he's not actually offering anything now, ash is safe.... for now. ]

It was a fun little experiment.

[ ??? ]

Would you let a poor old man starve?

[ terrifying. ]

There's a cafeteria serving station right over there, old man.

[ the thread of pudding. ]

But true nourishment only comes from your cooking.

Maybe I could even learn from you.

[ cleaning is happening in the bg phoenix is just taking his time doing it ]

[ ash is gonna mop the floors too because he's not spending ninety hours cleaning one counter. ]

There's a literal chef here, y'know. He could probably tell you more about cooking if you're that big on getting into some of that nutritious home cooked crap.