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🐍 ([personal profile] gatonina) wrote in [community profile] notagain2020-06-07 08:18 pm
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WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

WEEK ZERO

▽ FULL NAVIGATION
▽ LOCATIONS
▽ STATUSES
▽ IC PROFILES
▽ IC RULEBOOK
▽ MURDER PROPOSALS
▽ PCS
▽ CURFEW
▽ AUDIENCES
▽ CAMP STORE
▽ REPORTING
Rise and shine, everyone! At 7:00 AM on the dot, those who are asleep will be roused from their slumber by the sound of a bugle call. It seems that breakfast is now served in the Mess Hall. How nice! It's up to you to decide if you want to continue sleeping or not... But maybe it's a good idea to grab a bite and explore your surroundings. After all, it looks like you'll be here for a little while.

Regardless of what you do, be sure to check the weather before stepping outside. You never know when you might need an umbrella! Once you're up and at them, though, there are a few points of interest this week.

If you swing by the Director's Office, you will find Black Shadows manning the receptionist's desk or flitting in and out of the rooms down the hallway. This week's tasks are now available, and you can check them out on the announcement board in the waiting room. Should you visit the Camp Shop, Purple Heart will be handling all transactions at the checkout counter. Even camp directors hold down normal jobs, you know. Strangely enough, Winter Wizard doesn't seem to be stationed at any set location. Maybe it's their week off? Oh, well. Seems like if you want to get ahold of them, you'll have to pay your respects to the bunnies.

Finally, though all seems normal at first glance... You will quickly realize something is wrong the moment you start interacting with other people. Or, more specifically, once you come in physical contact with them.

For the rest of the week, anyone who makes skin-to-skin (or whatever counts as skin, for the non-humans) contact with someone else will find themselves in a bit of a sticky situation. Whatever body parts touched will be stuck together for the next hour, with no way to separate them. Try not to create additional points of contact while trying to cheat your way out of this situation, yeah? That would be unpleasant, for each spot will last an entire hour. Good luck.

survivaltricks: (pic#13006316)

[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-06-08 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

[just to test if he is listening--]


I'm going to use a dish towel to dump water all of your head.

[brb fetching a dish towel]
chaoticlootral: (gentle repose;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2020-06-08 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
On the other hand, you can never discount Miss E... So Addictive for truly changing the game, but I'll respect your lack of expertise.

[do it]
survivaltricks: (pic#13006396)

[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-06-08 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE IS DOING IT]

[once the towel is soaked, he brings it over to Taako, lifts it over his lap, and just]

[wrings the water out of it]

[RIGHT ONTO HIS LAP]
chaoticlootral: i mean sure take this garbage if you want (im cooking)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2020-06-08 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[I cycled through reactions to this, but, you know what.

Taako just looks at him, sopping wet lap.
]

Dude, what the fuck?
survivaltricks: (pic#13004405)

[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-06-08 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[and, quite simply]

I'm cleaning off the counters.

[since TAAKO IS NOT]
chaoticlootral: DNT (charm person;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2020-06-09 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
You're doing a bad job!

[But! Still refusing! To move!!!!!!!]
survivaltricks: (pic#12975851)

[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-06-09 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[TAAKO WHY!!!]

[but Akira is out of ideas, so with a huff (slightly amused, slightly exasperated) he just starts using the damp towel to wipe down the counters next to Taako]


I don't think critiquing my cleaning skills counts as "helping."
chaoticlootral: (irresistible dance;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2020-06-09 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's working, ain't it? Akira's doing a great job cleaning.]

Sure it does, it's called teaching? Remember the Karate Kid? He never understood the reasons for his lessons until after either.

Anyway, can you check the drain? I think I lost a fork down there.
survivaltricks: (pic#13004419)

[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-06-09 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The difference is you aren't teaching me martial arts. If you were, things would be different.

[he feels like this is an UNEVEN EXCHANGE]

The silverware drawer is right over there.

[points at it because he is NOT STICKING HIS HAND DOWN THAT DRAIN]
chaoticlootral: (gentle repose;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2020-06-09 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I could be teaching you martial arts! You never asked. You're gonna get a bonus point in self-defense.

[Leaning over to look at the sink.]

Hm. Wonder if you get a half credit for not being good at cleaning.
survivaltricks: (pic#13006396)

[personal profile] survivaltricks 2020-06-09 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of self-defense would you teach, anyway?

[still wiping down the countertops around the sink!]

I should get good marks for effort regardless of skill.