WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

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WEEK ZERO

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Rise and shine, everyone! At 7:00 AM on the dot, those who are asleep will be roused from their slumber by the sound of a bugle call. It seems that breakfast is now served in the Mess Hall. How nice! It's up to you to decide if you want to continue sleeping or not... But maybe it's a good idea to grab a bite and explore your surroundings. After all, it looks like you'll be here for a little while. Regardless of what you do, be sure to check the weather before stepping outside. You never know when you might need an umbrella! Once you're up and at them, though, there are a few points of interest this week. If you swing by the Director's Office, you will find Black Shadows manning the receptionist's desk or flitting in and out of the rooms down the hallway. This week's tasks are now available, and you can check them out on the announcement board in the waiting room. Should you visit the Camp Shop, Purple Heart will be handling all transactions at the checkout counter. Even camp directors hold down normal jobs, you know. Strangely enough, Winter Wizard doesn't seem to be stationed at any set location. Maybe it's their week off? Oh, well. Seems like if you want to get ahold of them, you'll have to pay your respects to the bunnies. Finally, though all seems normal at first glance... You will quickly realize something is wrong the moment you start interacting with other people. Or, more specifically, once you come in physical contact with them. For the rest of the week, anyone who makes skin-to-skin (or whatever counts as skin, for the non-humans) contact with someone else will find themselves in a bit of a sticky situation. Whatever body parts touched will be stuck together for the next hour, with no way to separate them. Try not to create additional points of contact while trying to cheat your way out of this situation, yeah? That would be unpleasant, for each spot will last an entire hour. Good luck.

Comments

[slobjection]

Wouldn't dream of it.

[ holds out his hand!!! grape juice pleeeeaseee! ]

[ruffboi]

[Here!]

So, you really like grape juice straight, huh? Have you tried better drinks?

[slobjection]

I don't like to drink much.

[ he says, chugging grape juice. ]

[ruffboi]

Suit yourself!

[Pouring himself a shot of whiskey.]

So, tell me about yourself. To fulfill my task requirements. You like puns?

[slobjection]

[ sipping..... ]

I happen to be something of a joke master. It comes with being Wright all the time.

[ does this count as a fact ]

[ruffboi]

Huh.

[He doesn't know his name! Just. Blank faced at him.]

Well, cool for you?

[slobjection]

It is cool for me.

[ one day this joke will land, three weeks from now when magnus knows his name ]

So what's a fun Magnus fact?

[ruffboi]

Well, how about we do it like two truths and a lie!

[Yes, he'll laugh about it later.]

I've traveled to over a hundred different dimensions, I've led a rebellion that toppled a tyrant, and I'm allergic to peanuts.

[slobjection]

[ sounds fun. he's down. ]

Peanuts.

[ in his experience the most normal sounding thing is always the fake one ]

[ruffboi]

You got it! The other ones are true!

[Okay, now do yours. Or ask questions about his cool backstory?]

[slobjection]

Nailed it.

[ no phoenix facts only backstory grilling. ]

So what are those other two all about?

[ruffboi]

It's basically what I said? Hopped dimensions for a hundred years, toppled a tyrant, I'm cool and great!

[To get past the shitpost, you must become less of a shitpost.]

Now, you. So I get credit. Two truths and a lie.

[slobjection]

[ maybe later....... ]

Let's see...... In my lawyer days, I cross-examined a parrot, I once faced off against a monkey and defeated it in its native monkey territory, and I had a whale for a client.

[ what's with the animal theme ]

[ruffboi]

Are you some kind of animal lawyer?

[Thinking about it.]

Well, two of them are lawyer related, and one is just fighting a monkey! Now, if you'd say you faced a monkey in the courtroom and won, I'd buy it. But I'm gonna say it's that one.

[slobjection]

Just a regular lawyer. [ so regular... ]

But nope! That's not it. It was for a case, but the monkey wasn't prosecution, witness, or client.

[ just his personal nemesis ]

[ruffboi]

Aww, man. Okay, it's the parrot one. It's too realistic! Asking the parrot if he saw anything is the first thing you'd do.

[slobjection]

Two strikes, you're out.

[ no magnus asking the parrot the safe combination is the first thing to do. ]

You owe me a snack now.

[ he just made up this rule two seconds ago ]