WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

[gatonina]

WEEK ZERO

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Rise and shine, everyone! At 7:00 AM on the dot, those who are asleep will be roused from their slumber by the sound of a bugle call. It seems that breakfast is now served in the Mess Hall. How nice! It's up to you to decide if you want to continue sleeping or not... But maybe it's a good idea to grab a bite and explore your surroundings. After all, it looks like you'll be here for a little while. Regardless of what you do, be sure to check the weather before stepping outside. You never know when you might need an umbrella! Once you're up and at them, though, there are a few points of interest this week. If you swing by the Director's Office, you will find Black Shadows manning the receptionist's desk or flitting in and out of the rooms down the hallway. This week's tasks are now available, and you can check them out on the announcement board in the waiting room. Should you visit the Camp Shop, Purple Heart will be handling all transactions at the checkout counter. Even camp directors hold down normal jobs, you know. Strangely enough, Winter Wizard doesn't seem to be stationed at any set location. Maybe it's their week off? Oh, well. Seems like if you want to get ahold of them, you'll have to pay your respects to the bunnies. Finally, though all seems normal at first glance... You will quickly realize something is wrong the moment you start interacting with other people. Or, more specifically, once you come in physical contact with them. For the rest of the week, anyone who makes skin-to-skin (or whatever counts as skin, for the non-humans) contact with someone else will find themselves in a bit of a sticky situation. Whatever body parts touched will be stuck together for the next hour, with no way to separate them. Try not to create additional points of contact while trying to cheat your way out of this situation, yeah? That would be unpleasant, for each spot will last an entire hour. Good luck.

Comments

[disreguarded]

[ wwx stop doxxing me, flurry ]

Yeah, it is a crazy amount of variety. Akira and I were worried about these happening all over the place in a bunch of pocket dimensions. There's not a lot we can fucking do about it, but.

[givethemhell]

[CABIN IN THE WOODS! CABIN IN THE WOODS!]

Hah, well, being aware of a problem is the first step toward fixing it. [They can figure out the fine details later.......]

Not too surprised, though. The demons mentioned multiple versions of our own realities, so the possibilities are probably endless.

[disreguarded]

[ IT REALLY IS CABIN IN THE WOODS ISN'T IT ]

Fucking... gods. I hate all of this. [ Anyway, she shows him her list because he's not screaming about whole ass right now so: ] This is what I've got so far.

[chaoticlootral]

Don't put me on the sex boat I wasn't on the sex boat!!!!!!!!

[disreguarded]

You are SUCH a liar!! You were totally on the sex boat!

[chaoticlootral]

[Trying! To grab the list! He's not very strong.]

I'm not lying! Prove it! Prove I was on the fuck boat!

[disreguarded]

[ she's slapping!! at his hands!! BEGONE THOT ]

[chaoticlootral]

[Well she can get one or two slaps in but

but she sticks???? She sticks. I hate this!!!!! Still trying to struggle out of it.]

Stop touching me!

[disreguarded]

You touched me first! FUCK! I FORGOT ABOUT THE STICKY CURSE!

[ AUUUGHGHGHGH she's stuck and now trying to bunny-kick taako off of her. this is stupid. ]

[survivaltricks]

[CRACKING THE FUCK UP IN THE CORNER OVER HERE BRB]

[disreguarded]

[ THIS BETRAYAL ]

[survivaltricks]

[♥]

[chaoticlootral]

[Stop, stop he's got such a low constitution!! He's gonna die!!!]

You touched me! I was trying to grab the list! Just call it a boat!

[disreguarded]

Why the fuck are you guys so embarrassed? It's just sex, gods.

[ she keeps trying to shake his hand off. ]

[chaoticlootral]

Oh, well, lets see, because every time it gets mentioned it goes up like a Candlenights Bonfire with everyone screaming about the fuck boat and how we're all infected with sex demons?

I'm not embarrassed of the banging, it's you guys who can't handle the deets.

[disreguarded]

Okay, but the phrase fuck boat is really funny. [ hehehe ]

I don't think you're infected with sex demons or whatever. I'll quit giving you a hard time about it but I'm trying to keep a list of the shit that happened in everybody's games, just so we can figure out if similar stuff is going to happen again here. So. Fuck boat stays.

[chaoticlootral]

I'll let you know if I see anything familiar. So far, surprisingly few dildos.

[slobjection]

Seems like you got yourself into quite the sticky situation.

[ he's gonna be the first causality ]

[disreguarded]

[ she just stares at him... why do you betray her like this ]

[slobjection]

[ what did she expect he's a wildcard ]

[givethemhell]

[IT REALLY IS. But he'll lean over to get a look at the paper and he will not rip it out of her hands and run, because he probably has the least shame out of everyone from sexboat hell.]

Quite a variety indeed... [GIVING TAAKO A SYMPATHETIC LOOK wow he is still trying.

Anyway Tonbokiri already bussed them in the worst way so:] You can add Tonbokiri to ours. [sweet revenge] --Escha, too.

[That one's said a little quieter because he respects Escha for doing her best.]

[disreguarded]

[ this is why she showed wei wuxian. he's her favorite now. ]

Gotcha. Sorry, I'm not trying to make fun of anybody, it just might come in handy later. I appreciate it.

[givethemhell]

[aw yeah he wins the prize, and that prize is not being stuck to beau or taako]

Hah, not a problem! Better to have more information than less, after all.

[chaoticlootral]

[Being. Being slapped, currently.]

Don't help her!

[givethemhell]

[CAN'T BELIEVE THEY GET TO SHARE AN HOUR OF BONDING NOW. He reaches out and carefully pats Taako's shoulder, or wherever else there is cloth to keep him from getting stuck.]

I'll make it up to you later by cleaning up after you in the kitchen the next three times you cook, fair?