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🐍 ([personal profile] gatonina) wrote in [community profile] notagain2020-06-07 08:18 pm
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WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

WEEK ZERO

▽ FULL NAVIGATION
▽ LOCATIONS
▽ STATUSES
▽ IC PROFILES
▽ IC RULEBOOK
▽ MURDER PROPOSALS
▽ PCS
▽ CURFEW
▽ AUDIENCES
▽ CAMP STORE
▽ REPORTING
Rise and shine, everyone! At 7:00 AM on the dot, those who are asleep will be roused from their slumber by the sound of a bugle call. It seems that breakfast is now served in the Mess Hall. How nice! It's up to you to decide if you want to continue sleeping or not... But maybe it's a good idea to grab a bite and explore your surroundings. After all, it looks like you'll be here for a little while.

Regardless of what you do, be sure to check the weather before stepping outside. You never know when you might need an umbrella! Once you're up and at them, though, there are a few points of interest this week.

If you swing by the Director's Office, you will find Black Shadows manning the receptionist's desk or flitting in and out of the rooms down the hallway. This week's tasks are now available, and you can check them out on the announcement board in the waiting room. Should you visit the Camp Shop, Purple Heart will be handling all transactions at the checkout counter. Even camp directors hold down normal jobs, you know. Strangely enough, Winter Wizard doesn't seem to be stationed at any set location. Maybe it's their week off? Oh, well. Seems like if you want to get ahold of them, you'll have to pay your respects to the bunnies.

Finally, though all seems normal at first glance... You will quickly realize something is wrong the moment you start interacting with other people. Or, more specifically, once you come in physical contact with them.

For the rest of the week, anyone who makes skin-to-skin (or whatever counts as skin, for the non-humans) contact with someone else will find themselves in a bit of a sticky situation. Whatever body parts touched will be stuck together for the next hour, with no way to separate them. Try not to create additional points of contact while trying to cheat your way out of this situation, yeah? That would be unpleasant, for each spot will last an entire hour. Good luck.

haw: (pic#12975463)

[personal profile] haw 2020-06-10 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ to be fair, he's not angry! if anything, he's annoyed, but even that's starting to fade away now... okay maybe one last eyeroll first. ]

I assure ya, I would rather die the slowest an' most painful death in the universe than cheat on my drop dead gorgeous partner. If ya ever need a friend who isn't even thinkin' about fuckin' outside of when people start talkin' about sex demons and shit, I'm yer guy.

[ all that out of the way, though... threepio's follow-up question earns the droid a blank stare for a few seconds. ]

Uh . . . shitty yelly kid who really needs an anger management class or fifty, fan dude who cries a bunch, and Evan.

[ snail cabin is doing perfectly fine, thanks for asking ]
Edited 2020-06-10 08:16 (UTC)
machinetranslation: (oh)

AND EVAN

[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-06-10 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Threepio perceives all negative behavior as anger directed at him specifically that's probably his fault. Still, he understands the content of what Majima is saying to be rather wholesome]

[At Majima's...colorful descriptions, Threepio takes a moment to recall the boarding passes and room assignments he knows of.]


Would that be Masters Asch, Huaisang, and Hansen, sir?
haw: (pic#12931129)

sometimes you only know one of your roommates' names and that's fine

[personal profile] haw 2020-06-10 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure, that sounds right.

We, uh, haven't really had the chance to have an icebreaker activity.
machinetranslation: (at your service)

[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-06-11 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, sir, if you're going to be sharing accommodations I'd highly recommend you make proper introductions. They're the first building block of a solid relationship and you wouldn't want them to think you rude.

If you like, I'm happy to suggest some appropriate phrasings and strategies.
haw: (pic#14060316)

[personal profile] haw 2020-06-11 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Honest question—have you tried havin' a calm, civil conversation with Shitty Yelly Kid.
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[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-06-11 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
If we are indeed discussing Master Asch, then I must admit our conversation wasn't entirely calm. He seemed very excitable regarding a number of topics.

However, that is all the more reason for additional sensitivity and understanding to ensure a pleasant interaction.
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[personal profile] haw 2020-06-11 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ despite allegedly being an adult, majima's immediate instinct is to ROLL HIS EYE. ]

Look, not to be that guy, but I'd rather not talk about the kid I couldn't give two shits about when I got a futuristic robot right in front of me.
machinetranslation: (surprise)

[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-06-12 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
Me? Futuristic? [he straightens up a bit, perhaps with pride or flattery] Not to disagree, sir, but perhaps my golden plating is covering for my outdated design. 3PO units such as myself have been on the market for at least 300 years or so.

However, if there's any questions I can answer I am happy to do so.

[lotta folks he's been encountering these few weeks have apparently never seen a droid before! like, ever!]