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🐍 ([personal profile] gatonina) wrote in [community profile] notagain2020-06-07 08:18 pm
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WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

WEEK ZERO

▽ FULL NAVIGATION
▽ LOCATIONS
▽ STATUSES
▽ IC PROFILES
▽ IC RULEBOOK
▽ MURDER PROPOSALS
▽ PCS
▽ CURFEW
▽ AUDIENCES
▽ CAMP STORE
▽ REPORTING
Rise and shine, everyone! At 7:00 AM on the dot, those who are asleep will be roused from their slumber by the sound of a bugle call. It seems that breakfast is now served in the Mess Hall. How nice! It's up to you to decide if you want to continue sleeping or not... But maybe it's a good idea to grab a bite and explore your surroundings. After all, it looks like you'll be here for a little while.

Regardless of what you do, be sure to check the weather before stepping outside. You never know when you might need an umbrella! Once you're up and at them, though, there are a few points of interest this week.

If you swing by the Director's Office, you will find Black Shadows manning the receptionist's desk or flitting in and out of the rooms down the hallway. This week's tasks are now available, and you can check them out on the announcement board in the waiting room. Should you visit the Camp Shop, Purple Heart will be handling all transactions at the checkout counter. Even camp directors hold down normal jobs, you know. Strangely enough, Winter Wizard doesn't seem to be stationed at any set location. Maybe it's their week off? Oh, well. Seems like if you want to get ahold of them, you'll have to pay your respects to the bunnies.

Finally, though all seems normal at first glance... You will quickly realize something is wrong the moment you start interacting with other people. Or, more specifically, once you come in physical contact with them.

For the rest of the week, anyone who makes skin-to-skin (or whatever counts as skin, for the non-humans) contact with someone else will find themselves in a bit of a sticky situation. Whatever body parts touched will be stuck together for the next hour, with no way to separate them. Try not to create additional points of contact while trying to cheat your way out of this situation, yeah? That would be unpleasant, for each spot will last an entire hour. Good luck.

muragas: (no chorus could come in)

[personal profile] muragas 2020-06-11 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ well at least he's not trying to use that 3-in-1 body wash Akihiko had...

well, no snags, thankfully. and no scolding either - Minako's still just separating all his hair into sections. there's so much of it! and he doesn't do anything to take care of it!!! she's not sure if she's jealous or dismayed. ]


... Is that it?
givethemhell: (calling for watson but louder)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-11 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
[3-in-1 body wash......

He hums out a few little aimless notes while she works, in any case. It reminds him a lot of more pleasant days! He has no idea she's back there having a crisis over his Rapunzel locks and his complete lack of hair care knowledge.

He pauses for a second at the question, which is probably enough of an answer.]


...Should that not be it? Is there more?
muragas: tyltyl (it's hard to write about)

[personal profile] muragas 2020-06-12 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah it's terrible and Junpei and Akihiko probably use it bc they're terrible

THANKFULLY it seems WWX hasn't quite crossed that point of no return yet, even if he's sorely lacking in some hair care areas. at his question, Minako stills before getting up and digging through her own supplies. ]


There's this thing called conditioner, for one. It'll make your hair softer, less frizzy, and it helps prevent your hair from breaking - so there should be significantly less stuff in the drain after you shower.

[ she comes back with a small bottle of leave-in conditioner (no i'm not asking mods i refused to get denied twice in one thread), and after uncapping it

dumps the entire contents on WWX's head. ]
givethemhell: (can't say no)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-12 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT IS TERRIBLE IM LOSING IT I HATE THE CONCEPT OF THIS unfortunately wwx would love it because he's also terrible

Anyway, he jumps a little in surprise when an entire little bottle of leave-in conditioner becomes his new hat, yelping at the sudden COLD.]


Ah—!? Is that conditioner!? This is a terrible texture! Is this really supposed to do anything at all other than make your hair feel like you've rubbed lard through it—?

[Tentatively, he reaches up to touch some...]
muragas: whisperinghope (this will be)

[personal profile] muragas 2020-06-14 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ she smacks his hand away, though given all the conditioner, it sounds worse than it feels. probably. how delicate are his fingers, anyways? ]

Your head naturally produces oils and stuff! Why do you think your hair gets greasy if you go days without washing it? Shampoo and soap cuts through all of that and cleans your hair, but that also makes your scalp freak out and overproduce more oil to compensate. So you can use conditioner to trick it.

[ as she lectures, she starts rubbing the conditioner in, distributing it evenly across all his locks. it's almost a head massage, if you squint ]
givethemhell: (chatty)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-15 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[DO THEY GET STUCK OR DOES A LAYER OF GLOBBY CONDITIONER SPARE THEM... His fingers are thin anyway, but probably also calloused because Mo Xuanyu lived in a gotdam donkey shed.]

Ah... That's a funny way for things to happen, hah! The human body really is a wonder. Strangest thing, mm!

[HE LOVES HOW WEIRD HUMAN BODIES ARE!!]
muragas: tyltyl (as is the discipline)

[personal profile] muragas 2020-06-15 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[


oh yeah, hands aren't hair. ]


... Oops.

[ haha, no, suck it, they're stuck. whatever, she just shrugs her shoulders and keeps combing through - now Wei Wuxian can get a first hand feel for what he should be doing. ]
givethemhell: (curiouser still)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-15 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU GOT YOUR HAND STICK, YOU DEMON. At least Wei Wuxian doesn't seem particularly fussed about the fact that they are just stuck at the hands now.]

--Well! At least we each still have one free hand. Could be much worse!
muragas: tyltyl (i don't think it would be too long)

[personal profile] muragas 2020-06-15 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ i win :3c

it's a little awkward, physically, to do this with stuck together hands, but whatever!
it's fine. ]


Oh yeah? How much worse?
givethemhell: (this smile has a nya sound effect)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-15 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
[IS IT FINE??? It's probably fine, actually, he's like the least damn fussy person.]

Imagine if both of our hands were stuck together! Then we wouldn't be able to eat any snacks for an hour. [TERRIBLE.] Or if we knocked our heads together, hah - that would be funny.
muragas: (no chorus could come in)

[personal profile] muragas 2020-06-16 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
... Imagine if I'd tripped over you.

[ awkward, right Guy? ]
givethemhell: (is the amount cleaning you out)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-06-16 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[HE JUST CACKLES can't believe they're roasting Future Guy like this.]

Now that would be terrible! Yes, yes - we did get lucky.