WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

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WEEK ZERO

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Rise and shine, everyone! At 7:00 AM on the dot, those who are asleep will be roused from their slumber by the sound of a bugle call. It seems that breakfast is now served in the Mess Hall. How nice! It's up to you to decide if you want to continue sleeping or not... But maybe it's a good idea to grab a bite and explore your surroundings. After all, it looks like you'll be here for a little while. Regardless of what you do, be sure to check the weather before stepping outside. You never know when you might need an umbrella! Once you're up and at them, though, there are a few points of interest this week. If you swing by the Director's Office, you will find Black Shadows manning the receptionist's desk or flitting in and out of the rooms down the hallway. This week's tasks are now available, and you can check them out on the announcement board in the waiting room. Should you visit the Camp Shop, Purple Heart will be handling all transactions at the checkout counter. Even camp directors hold down normal jobs, you know. Strangely enough, Winter Wizard doesn't seem to be stationed at any set location. Maybe it's their week off? Oh, well. Seems like if you want to get ahold of them, you'll have to pay your respects to the bunnies. Finally, though all seems normal at first glance... You will quickly realize something is wrong the moment you start interacting with other people. Or, more specifically, once you come in physical contact with them. For the rest of the week, anyone who makes skin-to-skin (or whatever counts as skin, for the non-humans) contact with someone else will find themselves in a bit of a sticky situation. Whatever body parts touched will be stuck together for the next hour, with no way to separate them. Try not to create additional points of contact while trying to cheat your way out of this situation, yeah? That would be unpleasant, for each spot will last an entire hour. Good luck.

Comments

[givethemhell]

[WEI WUXIAN HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING DANGEROUS IN HIS LIFE.]

And then if we can get enough wheeled shoes for everyone, we can turn it into a-- ah, what was it called... rollerskating ring? Something like that!

[preowned]

Maybe we could do races? I wonder how many of us could fit...

[ he's already imagining all of this ]

[givethemhell]

It's a pretty big place, isn't it? I bet we could all fit in if we tried! ...But that might not leave a lot of room to move, so maybe half of us at a time?

[He's considering suggesting the kitchen to fit the other half but it's so narrow.....]

[preowned]

I guess taking turns might work... I think some people would want to sit down and rest, so we can take that as an opportunity to switch the groups.

[givethemhell]

That's a smart plan, mm! Maybe we could even divide it up into ten each? Rotations of four! That'd give people plenty of time to rest and do other things.

[In between skating for their LIVES.]

[preowned]

That seems the most fair way of doing it... and since the kitchen is right there, we can supply all kinds of snacks.

[ lili made a chicken coop, they are making a roller rink ]

[givethemhell]

[They won't even be able to call it by its proper name but here they are.]

Ooh, that's a wonderful idea! We could play games of roulette!

[preowned]

[ he nods his head ]

If you lose a race, you have to eat something without knowing what it is.

[givethemhell]

Ooh, that's a good one! The winner of the race can decide what to feed them!

[He'd clap his hands together but then he'd just hit Tsurumaru in the process, so he will just nod right back.]

[preowned]

I think this will be a really fun time for everyone. It'll relieve stress.

[ he just decided they are definitely getting heelies ]

[givethemhell]

Take their minds off of everything else for a little, yes? Ah, we're doing some real good, here!

[People are going to break their legs.]

[preowned]

I hope we can get it all ready in time before we leave.

[ lmao ]

[givethemhell]

[i saw this coming and yet i still hate you]

Of course! We'll have at least until this weekend to set it up, yes?

[Because what are the chances! Of one of them getting murdered! Haha!]

[preowned]

Right. That should be plenty of time, and it'll be a relaxing few days.

[ yea! ]

[givethemhell]

How many pairs do you think we should make? Five, ten?

[Or he could just GET HIS OWN NIFTY LIGHT-UP PAIR AND DIE.]

[preowned]

[ it's fine? ]

Maybe we should aim closer to ten, even if it's just in case others break.

[ he is pretty sure they'd break them sometimes you go too hard ]

[givethemhell]

[chops you and tsuru in two]

Ah, a good point! [He's also sure you can break them.] The wheels could snap off if you aren't careful, most likely.

[preowned]

I wonder how fast you can go before that happens...?

[ he's considering this so seriously. ]

[givethemhell]

[He will also consider this way too seriously.]

Mm... Fairly fast, I'd assume? The wheels might be prone to snapping because of pressure before speed.

[preowned]

I wonder if we can fortify the wheels more?

[givethemhell]

Not a bad idea! But what would we fortify them with...?

[preowned]

[ hmmmm ]

Stone?

[givethemhell]

That could weigh you down enough to affect your speed, though...

[preowned]

We may need to look into what materials we have to work with here...

[givethemhell]

[franch why were you still tagging at almost 11]

Well! If things come to it, I'm sure we can just repurpose some utensils for their metal.