Not necessarily, it's just that your phones are newer than these things are.

[ technology. also wow, phones that can't make calls. what kind of phone is that, i ask, knowing full well none of us fucking call people anymore anyway. ]

... Right, so it was probably a stripped down smartphone of some sort. [ she hums a little. ] Anyway, this is a computer. Some of the newer ones will let you control things by touching the screen like on a phone, but for this one, you're going to need to use either the mouse or keyboard.

[ jesus christ this is like teaching your grandparents how to computer. ]