[He waits for a couple moments after Tonbo finishes, like he's making sure Tonbo is done talking. Then he steps forward and speaks.]

I already got told not to start fights, so I'll keep it short.

I got this job a week ago, and you guys can probably guess how thrilled I was. I didn't kill anyone, but I was about two steps away from murdering the shit out of half the people here, so I guess it worked out for them in the end.

Nobody would believe I was being honest if I said "don't be mad at them, they were doing what they needed to do", so I'm not going to waste my time saying it. Just keep it to yelling and punching, yeah?

[And that's it. He did say he was keeping it short.]